Does being an organ-donor help a gentleman move past "first base"?

I touched on this issue in a helpful answer I just gave to another one of your excellent questions. The trick is finding a young lady that, for example, is afflicted with hepatitis C and drinks 3 bottles of potato schnapps daily, and requires at least part of a functional liver or pancreas. That's when you enter the room: talking loudly, to no one in particular, about your strong, virile liver and start seductively rubbing the right upper quadrant of your abdomen.